Do I Really Have to Graduate, or Can I Just Stay Here for the Rest of My Life?

Welp, there are two great things about college.  The first is that I can use words that don't exist, like "welp," and you'll just go with it.  The second is that I can make arbitrary lists and you all will try and find some deeper meaning in it.  Think for yourselves, Sheeple!!

This week was actually the first week where I actually felt like I was in college. First of all, as you guys should know if you follow me on facebook, I just had a  massive amount of homework. And by massive amount, I mean I had one paper due in humanities.  But gosh darn it, that was a paper I didn't want to write.  Plus, I had like four problems to do for Econ.  It was brutal.

Secondly, and this is the big one, I had my first college test this week.  It was all official and at the testing center and everything.  The test actually wasn't that bad. Finding it was.  I didn't know where the testing center was, but I wasn't going to ask for directions and look like a fool, so I had to look up a campus map and find the center on it.  Then when I got there, I didn't know what I was actually supposed to do.  And rather than ask one of the many people studying on the first floor and identify myself as a freshman, I instead opted to wander in front of them for thirty minutes... identifying myself as a freshman. Man, I love college.

I also cracked open the Hawaiian Punch Mom sent down this week.  It was amazing. I love drinking.

Along with that, I've reverted back to my diet of only quesadillas (and now Cup of Noodles, surprisingly good for a starving man), due to a lack of girls bringing me and rob food. I love women.

I'm actually glad I pushed off this post for a day.  I got this email about ten minutes ago from my chem professor, "There is an error in problem 4.78 part C of Assignment 12. The atomic number and mass number are reversed for the neutron. The mass number for a neutron is 1 and the atomic number is 0. -Bro Anderson", and then this one "Matt, Thank you for pointing this out to me.  I have sent an email to the class informing them of the problem. -Bro Anderson".  Not only does getting ahead in homework make it so I don't have do it at the last minute, it gives me first dibs on showing the professor I'm a genius.  Man, I love college.

Shout out for the week: Bubblehead (aka Bro Kennedy, aka Rob's dad) and his blog.  It's not written by one of my college buddies, so its probably a little more substantive than my previous shout outs, but hey, he sent some traffic my way and now I don't feel so bad. But check it out if your looking for something other than telling jokes/stories, bubbleheads.blogspot.com.  Boost my stats, then his.

It's been fun guys, see you next week (on Sunday, because I'm going to be responsible and do my homework on time).

Matt